Hear ye, hear ye, brave (and occasionally frustrated) warriors of Sir Whoopass! We’ve read your feedback, felt your rage in every ALL-CAPS COMMENT, and witnessed your noble battles against the true villain of the game: Lag.
After a mighty quest involving caffeine, bug-slaying, and no small number of spells (a.k.a. code fixes), we’ve summoned forth The Lag-Slayer Update! Now, instead of jittering around like a caffeinated Orc Hipster on Cattucino, you’ll be gracefully gliding through battle at speeds even The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ would envy.
What’s new, you ask? The optimizations mainly affects the Overworld which was the rage-quitting machine; here's a summary on what you can expect in this update:
Smoothness & Stability: Fewer frame drops and higher framerate, so your sword swings look like deadly bullets. Reworked the Overworld to increase framerate and reduce memory usage.
AMD Fixes: The 2nd biggest villain was AMD CPU's and GPU's which suffered an unnecessary amount. Now it should process as fast as a cowardly Orc Noob fleeing Sir Whoopass himself.
Player movement: A "feature" allowed Sir Whoopass to move slightly less quick depending on camera angle - now you run with full grace no matter what camera angle.
So dive back in, wield your mighty weapons and show those enemies what the Sir Whoopass experience feels like. And remember, fellow whoopers, keep the feedback coming. Who knows? We might just polish this game so hard it could pass as Sir Whoopass’s armor.
Happy slaying, The Sir Whoopass Team
Fixed the control mapper that, for some inexplicable reason, didn't want to play ball
Dear Whoopers, We're adding external commands to Sir Whoopass through Streamloots cards! That's right, we're handing out a magic wand for you - or maybe rather your viewers - to interact with the game by invoking cards that can trigger different stuff, such as(s):
There are 40+ different commands available that can be triggered through Streamloots cards (https://www.streamloots.com ), to level up the streaming experience with Sir Whoopass. Some time during March there will also be an "Original Collection" for Sir Whoopass available on Streamloots, so keep an eye out for that!
Read more about how to set it up, and all available commands over here: https://atomicelbow.com/streamloots
Until next time, Stay tuned and have an ass-whooping day.
/Sir Whoopass team
Hello Whoopers! Version 2.2.3 is now live.
IMPROVEMENT:
Hey folks, great news! We heard you all loud and clear, and now the save feature has a cap at 10 auto-saves!
We at Atomic Elbow are very thankful and grateful for your help and feedback!
That's all folks! Atomic Elbow
Version 2.2.0 is now live!
This is a Major Update with Huge performance improvements!
Turkish localization is also now available! Big thanks to Yiğit Yüksel for the translation!
As always we encourage you to leave feedback, bug reports and features you would like to see in the game.
We read all of your comments and try to answer accordingly!
We at Atomic Elbow are very thankful and grateful for your help and feedback!
That's all folks! Atomic Elbow
Hello Whoopers! Version 2.1.7 is now live.
Bug Fix
If a player exited the game in two specific occasions in the game, the savefile could be corrupted. This is now corrected.
We at Atomic Elbow are very thankful and grateful for your help and feedback!
That's all folks! Atomic Elbow
Hello Whoopers! Version 2.1.4 is now live and here is a summary of what it contains. As always we encourage you to leave feedback, bug reports and features you would like to see in the game. We read all of your comments and try to answer accordingly!
Would you like to translate our game into your native language? Don't hesitate and send us an email to info@atomicelbow.com and we're more than happy for your contribution! These translations could not be possible without kind and great users like you!
We at Atomic Elbow are very thankful and grateful for your help and feedback!
As always! That's all folks! Atomic Elbow.